Showing posts with label Food and Drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food and Drink. Show all posts

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Vosges Catalog; Valentine's Day; Gypsy-Theme

I recently did some copywriting for Vosges Haut Chocolat's catalog -- the Gypsy-themed Valentine's Day issue. It's not available online, unfortunately, but here are some excerpts from the mailer, "A Book of Chocolate Love Spells."

[The word Gypsy refers to the Roma people, a wandering ethnic group that originated in northern India around the 9th century. A creative people who live outside modern rules of ownership and property; the world is their home to wander.]

[Gypsies are said to travel with magic carpets and snakes and are notoriously private--it is almost impossible for an outsider to penetrate a gypsy band. Because so much of gypsy lore is shrouded in secrecy, popular culture tends to either romanticize or demonize them, focusing on their mystical powers.]

[The Gypsy woman was a muse for Bob Dylan's "Spanish Harlem Incident." He sings "Gypsy Girl in the hands of Harlem / Cannot hold you to its heat / Your temperature is too hot to taming feet are burning up the street..."]

[The pagan practice of men showering their sweethearts with roses started when early practitioners of herbal medicine learned that eating rose hips (the fruit of the rose that remains after the petals have fallen) assisted in many aspects of female health. So on Valentine's Day, bask in the knowledge that by enjoying roses, you are taking part in an ancient ritual.]

--Gretchen Kalwinski

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Time Out Chicago; Issue 209; Features; Polish drinking

....Also for the TOC Polish issue, I co-wrote an article on how to drink Polish. Nadrowie!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Time Out Chicago; Blog post; Jan 12, 2009, New Wave Coffee

I'm thrilled to have a new coffee shop in my 'hood, and posted about it on the TOC blog.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Time Out Chicago; April 2008, Food and Drink

Two new restaurant reviews for Time Out Chicago, below.

Crepes Cafe
410 S Clark St
Loop/West Loop, Chicago |
Map

312-341-1313

El: Blue, Brown, Orange, Pink, Purple (rush hrs) to LaSalle | Directions
Description
Those who crave the stuff of San Francisco crêpe stands can find a suitable substitute until their next Bay trip at this cheerful Loop café. The $7–$12 price point may seem stiff for a little French pancake, but savories (mushroom, beef Stroganoff) come with salads and desserts are a la mode. Plus, while the namesake crepes may be thicker than the lacy-edged ideal, they’re jam-packed with fillings, the best of which include a seafood-studded frutti di mare option. Hours--Lunch (Mon–Fri).


Papa Smiles
This charming south side ice cream parlor/candy shop is owned and managed by “Papa” Ron Kozak, whose mother ran a beauty shop in the building. The quaint decor—an old-fashioned soda fountain, jukebox, and walls plastered with historical photos of the 'hood—hearkens back to a simpler time. We recommend the generous portions of Homers & Hershey ice cream (especially pistachio), Papa’s greasily delicious chili- and corn-dogs and housemade taffy apples (peanut, pecan, walnut). Eat outside on benches or at antique tables loaded with games for the rugrats.
6955 W Archer Ave between Newland and Sayre Aves (773-788-0388). El: Orange to 62H Archer bus. Bus: 62H. Lunch, dinner: 12-9pm daily during late March through November (weather permitting). Average item: $3.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Time Out Chicago; Features; Polish bars

Time Out Chicago / Issue 157 : Feb 28–Mar 5, 2008
By Gretchen Kalwinski
POLE POSITION Martini Club’s cold vodka and hot bartenders may make you a little lightheaded.
PHOTO: MIREYA ACIERTO

The Polish party spot Martini Club (4933 N Milwaukee Ave, 773-202-9444) nestles in the blue collar ’hood of Jefferson Park, but it’s attempting to draw an upscale, clubby crowd. Exhibit A: swank decor like gilded mirrors, a translucent bar lit up underneath by red lights, a DJ area near the front window, glowing red candles, leather booths, exposed brick, disco balls and laser lights. In a city that abounds with Polish shot-and-beer joints, this bar reaches out to those whose names may not end in ski while still retaining its Polish roots.

As is the custom for any Polish bar, the place is stocked with impossibly good-looking female bartenders (who understand just enough English to chat with non-Poles). Before 9pm, the joint’s littered with men buying drinks and watching the bartenders and whatever game is on the TVs; the mood is mellow, and occasionally someone uses the free Wi-Fi to type on his laptop.

Poles are a naturally suspicious people—hey, their country has been invaded a lot —so non-Poles may receive a standoffish reception. But once a drink is ordered and cash is out on the bar, bartenders get chatty and smilingly suggest vodka drinks from their menu. “You been here before?” one minidress-wearing bartender asks a man sporting an outfit and a baseball cap in the Polish flag colors of white and red. “You want me to tell you best drinks on menu?” He does.

Beer drinkers go for bottles of light, crisp Zywiec (ZHIV-yetz), or Okocim (oh-KO-chim) on draft, which tastes “cleaner and sharper” than the bottled stuff, according to one friendly old man who downs the traditional vodka shot before taking a sip of his beer. Another shot option: the gold-colored Krupnik ($3), a honey-lemon vodka infused with herbs. This stuff burns as it travels down the pipes, but many Polish bartenders (and grandmothers) tout it as a cold remedy; “It’ll kill whatever germs you’ve got,” says Mark (Marek in Polish), a first-generation Pole in his fifties whose parents met in a post-WWII relocation camp. He speaks Polish, “but not as well as I used to,” he says.

After a few drinks, Marek loosens up enough to try some Polish on the bartender, so he says “thank you,” “Dziekuje” (jane-KOO-yeh), and clinks glasses with his friend while reciting the traditional Polish toast, “Na zdrowie” (nah STROH-vyeh), which means “to your health.”

Soon there are signs the boisterous birthday party in the back booths threatens to take over the bar—the place is suddenly full of balloons, the TVs change from sports to European music videos and laser lights flash around the bar. “I’m out of here,” Marek says, laughing, and though the bartenders try to press another drink on him, he leaves to make more room for the young Poles, who are toasting, “Sto lat!” (“100 years”), to the birthday girl.

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Slow burn

Pick up our two favorite Polish vodkas.

PHOTO: SHMURA CAMPBELL

Zubrowka (joov-BROOV-ka), pictured, is an herby-tasting vodka infused with bison grass grown in Poland’s Biaowie forest; there’s a blade of it in each bottle, which gives the stuff a pleasing greenish-yellow color. Poles like to drink it with apple juice or cider. Get it for $4 per glass at My Place on Milwaukee (3394 N Milwaukee Ave, 773-286-4482).

For straight-up great-tasting vodka, go for the sharp, clean, no-aftertaste Wyborowa (veh-bo-ROW-va). It holds its own against Belvedere and Ketel One—but costs substantially less. Grab a 750ml bottle for $12.99 at Foremost Liquors (2300 N Milwaukee Ave, 773-278-9420).


SIMILAR SPOTS

Zakopane (1734 W Division St, 773-486-1559). The same old men have been drinking Polish beer and mid-range vodkas here since time began. Only now there’s an actual bathroom door instead of a sheet, an improvement made sometime in the late ’90s.

Cavalier Inn (735 Gostlin St, Hammond, IN, 219-933-9314). If you’re hitting traffic on the way back from Michiana, exit I-90 for reliable Polish drinks—Zywiec (beer), Zubrowka (bison-grass vodka) and jezynowka (blackberry brandy). Order some pierogi to soak up the booze before heading home.

Karolinka Club (6102 S Central Ave, 773-735-0818). This polka joint serves Tyskie, a popular lager often sweetened with raspberry or strawberry syrup.

Accent Café (700 N River Rd, Mount Prospect, 847-298-2233). On weekends, young Poles here drink the Polish flag shot—cherry juice with vodka.


Thursday, December 27, 2007

Time Out Chicago; Issue 146 : Dec 13, 2007, New Years



New Year's Eve
Toasts and jams

Whether 2007 brought you stock-market pain or new-baby pleasure, our dinner, party and morning-after options will help you ring in 2008 the right way—even if you’re an NYE hater.


Illustrations by Jude Buffum

Your year
You broke up—now hook up


Your relationship went up in flames just in time for NYE. Think you’re going to miss out on that stroke-of-midnight smooch? We don’t think so. The plan: Zone in on places that are sans snuggly couples and full of your type. Just try to pick one where you-know-who is unlikely to show up: 2008 is about a new batch of cuties, not drama, right?


NICE PIECE OF GLASS The Bottle Bar is a great place to make googly eyes at hotties.
Photo: Jessica Dixon

Your night
Dinner
Get some single friends together and go somewhere with close quarters or a communal environment. The proximity to your fellow diners, coupled with liquor, could get strangers talking, and if you’re lucky, touching. Even though it’s not presenting anything special for New Year’s and not taking reservations, small-plates haven Avec (615 W Randolph St, 312-377-2002) is a good choice: The tables are so close together, you’re practically seated in your neighbor’s lap. Wicker Park tapas joint People (1560 N Milwaukee Ave, 773-227-9339) will host an NYE dinner at $130 per person that includes four courses such as wild mushroom soup, duck breast with serrano ragout and a chocolate parfait. This spot also has a long communal table, great food and a young, friendly crowd—all crucial ingredients for a meal with possibilities, if you catch our drift.

Partytime
For the evening’s main event, you’re looking for booze aplenty and pretty people. And preferably not some cheeseball hotel bash hosted by middle-aged radio jocks that advertises itself as “the party of the year.” Not that we ever succumbed to that in high school or anything. Ahem. Chichi lounge krem (1750 N Clark St, 312-932-1750) hosts festivities for $125 that include high-end cocktails (Belvedere vodka and Veuve Clicquot) and hors d’oeuvres. Also up north, Lakeview’s Bottle Bar (950 W Wolfram St, 773-665-5660), which offers 99 different kinds of bottled brew, is having a “beer lovers” NYE bash and serving “only Gold Medal winners from the World Beer Cup” (everything from Chimay to Olde English). But never fear, beer haters: Bottle also will have an open bar with premium vodkas and rum. Both of these bashes will include all the elements—swank decor, great music, flowing liquor—to get the talky, sexy vibe going.

If these places sound too high-end for your down-homey tastes, and you’re wondering where the regular, jeans-wearing folks go for a drunken and raucous New Year’s bash, one answer (okay, maybe not the right answer) is the fete at Hogs and Honeys (1551 N Sheffield Ave, 312-377-1733). It might not be the classiest party in town, but it’s $50 per person and its motto—“Be yourself so you don’t have to go home by yourself”—seems apropos for your goal to hook up tonight. That ticket includes a buffet, an open bar, a Champagne toast and yes, darlings, bull rides. Hey, we didn’t say getting some one-night-stand action included maintaining your dignity.

Morning after

On the first morning of 2008, you’ll want to get both grub for your belly and candy for your eyes. HotChocolate (1747 N Damen Ave, 773-489-1747) delivers both. With its seasonally inspired fare like a scramble with in-season veggies and cinnamon-sugar eggs, combined with the cute, friendly singles who often sit at the bar, it’s hard to go wrong. Or try Orange (3231 N Clark St, 773-549-4400), which specializes in classic American egg dishes and fresh-squeezed juices. It also specializes in long waits, which can bring up natural topics for flirting (the ridiculous wait, the menu). If you got lucky and found a boy- or girl-toy on NYE, you can always eat in. Plan ahead by hitting Sweet Thang (1921 W North Ave, 773-772-4166) the day before. This bakery has some of the best, flakiest croissants around; we love the chocolate, almond, turkey and Swiss, and spinach varieties.—Gretchen Kalwinski

Hater option
If you’re bored by the party or dinner thing, the hater choices for newly single folks on the Eve basically boil down to one of two paths: (1) The black book: Meet up with an ex-love you had great chemistry with (not the one you just split with, fer crissakes) at your friendly neighborhood dive bar like Logan Square’s Whirlaway (3224 W Fullerton Ave, 773-276-6809), and celebrate with the regulars, complete with noisemakers and cheap Champagne in plastic glasses. Then, bring the ex home, while knowing full well that nothing will come of this except hot, one-night lovin’. (2) Wallowing: Stay at home and steep in melancholy whilst enjoying your vices, whether of the booze, cigarette or cupcake variety. Watch films about romance gone bad (Casablanca, Annie Hall, A Heart in Winter, The Apartment, Vertigo, Match Point) while booing and hissing. Let 11:59 become midnight with no ceremony whatsoever; maybe even go to bed before 12 to give the middle finger to 2007. That’ll teach ’em.—GK

Monday, February 20, 2006

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review: Vive La Crepe

Published on Centerstagechicago.com, February 2006

Vive La Crepe

Chicago needs more restaurants that offer crepes, a perfect foodie option that can incorporate almost any ingredient and made either sweet or savory. For the practical, it's also worth noting that the crepe is easily transported, much like the beloved burrito and hot dog. Evanston's Vive La Crepe (right next to famed jazz venue Pete Miller's Steakhouse) gets points for consistency; its thin crepes are light, but sturdy enough to soak up the juices. You'll find spinach-ricotta and varied seafood options, but the chicken marsala ($9.25) and the New York strip mushroom ($11.25) crepes are the best of the savory bunch.

For dessert, the old standby Nutella crepe is nicely topped off with vanilla ice cream and hazelnuts for $5.95. Other sweet tooth favorites are the strawberry with sour cream and apple-cinnamon crepes (both $6.25). Seating about 40, the sunny decor's French bistro touches include a striped awning and vintage posters, along with vibrant paintings and black lacquered chairs. Crepes can be ordered to-go, and the menu includes beer and wine; skillets with eggs, potatoes, and meat; and a smattering of sandwiches and salads for those odd folks who can't find a crepe variety here to get excited about.

Reviewed By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Friday, February 10, 2006

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review: Unique So Chique

Published on Centerstagechicago.com, February 2006

Unique So Chique Tea & Chocolate Room


This Uptown tearoom offers its take on a formal British tea, boosted by a wonderful atmosphere that takes the experience beyond just tea-sipping. Tea drinkers first pass through the charming clothing, jewelry and gift boutique to reach this small tearoom, which seats 22 in a plant-filled space artfully decorated with vintage English undertones. In addition to the more than 35 standard varieties of earl grey, green, fruit, peppermint and decaf brews, Unique goes the extra mile by offering a variety of organic teas and a yerba mate blend (a plant known for its gentle energy boosting quality).

Tea, available from 3-5 p.m., Tuesday through Sunday, takes on a pleasant mix-and-quality here. Unlike most tea services, you have the option of a cream tea service (just scones and tea) for $6.95; light tea, which adds sweets, for $8.95; full tea traditional for a well priced $11.95; and the $15.95 full tea exotic service, which steps up the traditional sandwiches with varieties like chicken with apricot and walnut. Reservations recommended. In addition to afternoon tea, Unique So Chique serves soups, sandwiches and more than 10 varieties of quiche on Tuesday-Friday, as well as weekend brunch. Those without the time to settle in with a cup should take their tea to go, sided by a a lemon bar or jumbo "muffin cookie." Afternoon tea is served from 3-5 p.m. Choose from cream, light and full tea, which include a range of of scones, sweets and finger sandwiches, and cost between $6.95 and $11.95 per person. Call for reservations.

Reviewed By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Friday, January 13, 2006

Centerstagechicago.com; Guide; High Tea

Published on centerstagechicago.com, January 2006

Take Your Afternoon Tea
High tea puts an end to the mid-afternoon slump

By: Gretchen Kalwinski

In 1840 England, the 7th Duchess of Bedford realized that she got a bit groggy in the late afternoon hours (in those days, lunch was served at noon, dinner at 8 p.m.). To combat the fatigue, she began telling servants to bring tea, pastries with cream, finger sandwiches and scones to her room between 3 and 4 p.m. As this became a regular practice, the Duchess began inviting friends to her daily soiree. By the late 1800s, the idea had taken off, and afternoon tea became a widespread ritual for the wealthy. These days, the tradition is carried on in tearooms and upper-echelon hotels across the world...and in Chicago.

Drink to Old World charm at Russian Tea Time
Started Klara Muchnik and her son, Vadim, Russian Tea Time is a nook-ish spot located within a two-block radius of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Jewelry Row and the Art Institute, making this a wise choice for an afternoon breather. The mahogany mirrors and candelabras on the wall evoke a true sense of the gothic Old World, and the sweets (sesame crunch and walnut cookies and mini crepes) are fantastic. Tea service, available from 2:30-4:30 daily, costs $19 per person and also includes scones with cream and lemon curd and a savory course of tea sandwiches. Since it is small, reservations are recommended, but the selection of 30 teas is worth it, with the blood orange and passion fruit varieties as standouts.

Sip on the North Side at Unique So Chique Tea & Chocolate Room
Tea drinkers first pass through a charming clothing, jewelry and gift boutique to reach this small tearoom, which seats 22 in a plant-filled space artfully decorated with vintage English undertones. In addition to the more than 35 standard varieties of earl grey, green, fruit, peppermint and decaf brews, Unique goes the extra mile by offering a variety of organic teas and a yerba mate blend (a plant known for its gentle energy boosting quality). Tea, available from 3-5 p.m., Tuesday through Sunday, takes on a pleasant mix-and-quality here. Options range from the cream tea service (just scones and tea) for $6.95 to the $15.95 full tea exotic service, which steps up the traditional sandwiches with varieties like chicken with apricot and walnut.

Go the mom and pop route at Urban Tea Lounge
A true mom and pop joint, owners Cece and Hank Anderson offer a homemade cafe menu stocked with family recipes and an afternoon tea service served any time of day. Though the couch- and easy chair-filled atmosphere is a casual one, the afternoon tea options are anything but skimpy, with 70 varieties of black, green, white, oolong and chai teas. At $15 per person (two-person minimum), you can choose between Tier 1, tea and subtly sweet scones with preserves; Tier 2, creative and tasty finger sandwiches and spreads (cucumber, mint butter, nutella and apple); and Tier 3, a dizzying array of cakes and pastries. The atmosphere is almost like that of a European cafe: customer play checkers and chess, spontaneously start conversations with strangers at the next table, then go back to doing their own thing.

Take a break from shopping at The Drake Hotel
Located on the Magnificent Mile, the Drake's afternoon tea provides a haven for overworked shoppers. Standout teas include the chamomile, mint, and Irish Breakfast, and the delicate sandwiches (roast beef and tomato, egg salad, ham and asparagus) are light and hit the spot. In addition to the formal (and pricey, at $28.95) afternoon tea service, an unobtrusive harpist plays classical tunes and jazz standards; champagne is available for an extra $7 per person. Tea is taken daily from 1:30-5 p.m. in the elegant Palm Court room, which has a fountain in its center and a mixture of Eastern and British decor like folding screens with painted birds, antique furnishings and an elegant mahogany bar.

Ladies who lunch should do tea at the Walnut Room
There's no mistaking the ladies-who-lunch glamour of Marshall Field's seventh-floor room. The afternoon tea service, available seven days a week from 2:30-5 p.m. (but call to verify), costs $19.95 and offers a champagne option. The Walnut Room pours sturdy teas (green, black, oolong and herbal) from the Whittard of Chelsea line that come sided with the requisite light savories, imported Devonshire cream, cakes and raisin scones. But the real story is the Old-World crowd that turns out for this event. Field's has always been a haven for well-manicured European ladies (rich and poor) who both work and shop there, and one hopes that their no-nonsense and elegant presence won't be lost with the upcoming change of ownership.

Try the grandiose option at The Peninsula Chicago
The Peninsula hotel offers similar ambience (cellist, pianist) and menu (extensive green, black and herbal teas and finger sandwiches) as other afternoon teas, but the location in the majestic Lobby room gives the Peninsula an advantage over smaller or more humble locales. The enormous room's sipping setting comes complete with pillars, tall windows, high ceilings, golden draperies and attentive servers. The divine lemon tarragon scones are a perfect match with the gunpowder Chinese green tea. Order this combo, daintily sip and tea, and enjoy the indulgence. The $26 tea service offered 3-5:30 p.m. weekdays, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Saturday and 4-6 p.m. Sunday; champagne costs an additional $9 to $11.

Do It Yourself
Though high teas have a reputation as fancy affairs, it's easy to host one. Gather a selection of black and herbal teas, spread some cream cheese, dill and cucumber on white or wheat bread with the crusts cut off, and make or buy tea biscuits to serve alongside some fresh fruit. Scones from a bakery are optional; serve with an assortment of jams and preserves. Sugar cubes provide another nice touch, and soymilk with honey is surprisingly good in almost any variety of black tea. Arrange a buffet table along with some flowers, plants and reeds, for a decadent feeling. Serve around 3 p.m. to stay within tradition.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review; Parrot Cage

Venue review published on Centerstagechicago.com, January 2006.

Parrot Cage
7059 S. South Shore Dr., Chicago
Tel: (773) 602-5333

Located inside the South Shore Cultural Center, the Parrot Cage takes its name from the displaced parrots residing in nearby Hyde Park. The restaurant is an offshoot of the Washburne Culinary Institute (also housed within the SSCC), where advanced students gain real-world experience by working as kitchen and wait staff.

Swiftly gaining a reputation as a romantic restaurant, the elegant architecture of the SSCC helps to illustrate the point. The building that houses the intimate dining room was built in the Mediterranean Revival architectural style, and is laden with elegant black and white mosaics. In the winter months, the large, arched windows look onto the snowy grounds, and during the summer there is a view of the lakefront and expansive nature walk. As for the menu, only locally grown, fresh ingredients are used. Chef Brian Jupiter takes inspiration from global dishes, treating them with a classic American flair. The selection is extensive, with seven starters, seven entrees and a handful of desserts. Standouts include the chicken and Serrano ham croquettes with haricot vert salad ($6), the goat cheese gnocchi with spinach, sweet potatoes and shallot thyme cream ($15), and the pan-roasted salmon with braised cabbage, bacon, apples and mustard sauce ($17). The pear bread pudding ($6) and pineapple sorbet are light and deliciously sweet.

Since Washburne is a culinary institute in practice and learning actually takes place in the kitchen, a high standard for quality is evident in the precise and deliberate dishes. The educational aspect of the restaurant is nearly invisible, and the small, instructional moments are subtle: Never fear, you're among a gang of pros, here. Reservations are recommended.

Reviewed By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Friday, December 16, 2005

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review: La Amistad

Published on Centerstagechicago.com, December 2005

La Amistad

Sometimes, you just want some reliable Mexican grub. The residents of the Ravenswood neighborhood get their fix at the trusty mom-and-pop La Amistad: a taqueria that bills itself as "Mexican and American food" and delivers a menu made up of the basics. Taco-stand afficianados will appreciate that La Amistad has consistently non-gristly meat, and that the basics like chicken burritos, steak tacos, chiles rellenos and cheese quesadillas are solid and flavorful. The efficient service translates to a lot of carry-out business, and when I lived in Ravenswood, there was always a trail of people, myself included, who exited the train and walked directly into La Amistad to place their dinner order, and sip a horchata while waiting.

The "American" portion of the menu includes burgers, fruit shakes and pancakes, all priced between $2 and $5. The restaurant services a large breakfast crowd, and locals will wait in line for not only the eggs prepared Mexican-style with salsa, peppers and tortillas, but also for the pancakes, bacon and hash browns. The inside is small but clean, and filled with healthy plants and glittery fabric flowers. There is a large table in front, 10 spots at the counter, and five booths with velvet paintings of wolves and eagles hanging above. Families usually occupy a booth or two in daytime hours, and late nights and mornings are taken over by folks who may have had a beer too many, and need a hearty antidote.

Reviewed By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Centerstagechicago.com; Guide; Autumn Desserts

Published on CenterstageChicago.com, November 2005

Autumn Desserts
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Gretchen Kalwinski

What's not to love about the fall? It beckons us with the productive "back to school" feeling, no matter how old we are. It provides lovely foliage. It harkens the bustling holiday season. It has the brisk, crisp pace and temperature that allows for lots of running around and socializing before the deadeningly slow, shut-in and lethargic five months of winter-death kick in. (Don't try to deny it; Chicago's cold weather season is actually FIVE MONTHS long). As fall weather gears up in Chicago, most of us start craving the hearty fruits of the season; squash soup, pumpkin pie and that feathered bird. Oh, and those sumptuous desserts with lovely seasonal ingredients like walnut, fig, pears and apple...Here are the best of the comforting bunch.

Alliance Bakery and Cafe
File under: Drinkable desserts
Alliance Bakery has been pleasing sweet tooths for more than 80 years, and when I was a kid, my family used to drive in from Indiana for its Sekacz, a lightly sweetened layer cake with Polish and German roots. With the gentrification of Wicker Park, the Sekacz is no more, but Alliance still carries plenty of Eastern European treats like packzi and rye bread, and stocks several seasonal desserts like pumpkin cupcakes and walnut cranberry bars along with its espresso drinks and sandwiches. Its best autumnal fix, especially if you're on the go, is the pumpkin spice latte ($3.50), which tastes like pumpkin pie and whipped cream melted down into frothy goodness.

Caffe Gelato
File under: For when yer all sweaty
Caffe Gelato offers a more frigid sweet for the times when you're feeling sweaty inside that hat, scarf and woolen coat. Its hazelnut gelato is delightfully thick and creamy...so it's only appropriate that the treat takes on the consistency of extremely thick whipped cream. For god's sake, though, only order one scoop of this stuff ($2.50); I can't even imagine the butterfat content, and the gelato is rich enough to satisfy your sweet tooth for days.

Milk and Honey Cafe
File under: The poverty option
Don't get me wrong: I think mothers are wonderful. Everyone should have one. But as rosy-cheeked maternal types pushing ginormous strollers continue to pack all the tables at the tasty, gourmet-ish Milk and Honey Cafe, I now tend to order carry out. While waiting at the counter, I discovered wonderful pumpkin spice doughnuts for 85 cents. There's no excuse for not checking the doughnut basket to see if any are in stock. They're of the variety that I haven't had since childhood: handmade and covered in crystallized sugar, like my Girl Scout leader used to meticulously deep-fry and serve to us warm. Mmm. These treats taste strongly of nutmeg and brown sugar and hit the spot when paired with a nice cappuccino.

Sweet Mandy B's
File under: Traditional treats
Once I discovered that Lakeview's Sweet Mandy B's made its cupcakes with icing like my grandma used to whip up, I've been a loyal customer. This old fashioned dessert spot delivers traditional Americana desserts, putting autumn on a plate with its wonderful, classic pumpkin pie, spiced ginger cookies with icing and a berry and apple cobbler (Sweet Mandy B's will serve it warm if you ask) that are spectacular. All desserts can be taken away or eaten in the cheerful yellow and white store, and all run $2-$4.

BomBon
File under: A caramel apple a day...
BomBon is a sweet Mexican bakery with equally sweet staff in the Pilsen neighborhood, right across from the famed cafe Jumping Bean. Alongside its gourmet pastries and tarts, BomBon serves up gigantic Granny Smith caramel apples that are crispy and fresh. And don't even say that you can get them closer to home: These are so much better than your average supermarket pre-made caramel apple, and well worth the $2.75 per sticked delight. This is the real deal, folks.

Lula Cafe
File under: Catch this pastry chef here before she goes somewhere you can't afford
Logan Square's Lula Cafe, the go-to spot for seasonal fare with an upscale twist, recently brought on Jane Roberts (formerly of Blackbird) as its pastry chef. She, in turn, has whipped up deliciously subtle options, all around $6-$8, and all in keeping with Lula's theme of organic and in-season fare. Particularly delectable choices are the butter cake with fig and lavender sauce, the poached pears with pear sorbet and the incredibly moist bittersweet chocolate bread pudding, served with a creamy scoop of caramel ice cream that melts in the mouth. The ingredients taste like they've been carefully hand picked, portions are just right and the presentation is true art-on-a-plate. 'Tis nectar of the gods.

Scooter's Frozen Custard
File under: The frozen custard option
Scooter's bills itself as the "only frozen custard in Chicago always made fresh every day from scratch," and it smartly offers an autumn flavor as we move out of berry weather. Though Scooters isn't much to look at with its concrete floors and lime green walls, it has a few tables and some window seating for watching the passersby while licking your custard (or sundae), a treat that's best compared to silky soft-serve ice cream. Scooters' pumpkin custard ($2.50) is particularly scrumptious; not too creamy and with a strong pumpkin and nutmeg flavor.

Berghoff
File under: The traditional option
This legendary downtown German restaurant, popular for workaday lunches, has had years to hone its apple strudel, and the $6 dish is simplicity and perfection at its best. It has a light, flaky crust with ripe fruit and just enough (slightly tart) filling. There are no extraneous spices or garnishes to get in the way, just uncomplicated ingredients completely in balance.

Your neighborhood food mart
File under: The lazy option
If you're feeling lazy or couch-bound, you can go to your neighborhood supermarket or food mart and pick up a pint of the delectable Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Ice Cream (about $3). Cinnamon ice cream says autumn through and through, and this is one of the few easy-to-track-down desserts based around it. Also in the mix are chunks of chocolate and chewy bits of oatmeal raisin cookies. Perfection in cardboard.

Do-It-Yourself
File under: The DIY option
For the homebodies and home-cooks, I recommend this pumpkin custard recipe (compiled from various sources). It takes about 10 minutes to make, requires few ingredients (you should have most of them if you keep a decent pantry), and lets you stay indoors if the weather is nasty. Preheat oven to 350. Combine in mixing bowl: one-and-one-half cups strained pumpkin, two-thirds cup brown sugar, three beaten eggs, one-and-one-half cups scalded milk, one tablespoon cornstarch, one teaspoon each ginger and vanilla, and one-quarter teaspoon each ground cloves and nutmeg. Pour into a buttered baking dish and bake for 45 minutes. Let cool for about 45 minutes. Sprinkle cinnamon to garnish if desired.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review: Darwin's

Published on Centerstagechicago.com, October 2005.

Darwin's

So, in case you didn't get it from the giant fish on the Darwin's sign, the theme here is evolution. That concept plays out bar-food-with-a-twist, and recurs throughout the menu headings ("In the Beginning") and ambience. The two-room exposed-brick bar and grill also contains an old-school Nintendo machine, a jukebox, several booths and a bar TV that played the Sox game on low volume when I visited. This comfy, neighborhood spot reopened in September 2005 after a seven-month hiatus, and is equally comfortable for an informal dinner or an evening drink with friends.

The service is attentive and prompt and the food is surprisingly diverse for a bar & grill menu, with some tasty seasonal touches and an eclectic beer menu. Standard bar fare like nachos and cheese ($5.95) are accompanied by white beans, a spinach tortilla and creme fraiche, and the "primordial soup" ($2.95) is a delicious and subtle blend of pumpkin and jalapeno. The wedge of fried brie ($7.95) is by far the best appetizer, served with a small salad and bits of bread. It is vegetarian-friendly, with a veggie burger ($8.50) and penne primavera ($10.95) offered alongside a bacon and brie burger ($9.95) and "cow pie" (homemade meatloaf) for ($9.95). One odd note: Instead of ringing a bell when a meal is ready, the kitchen staff sounds a contraption that sounds alarmingly like a honking duck (or a person with a head cold). If that kind of thing shakes you up, I'd advise a seat in the well-lit front room instead.

Reviewed By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review: Artis's Lounge

Published in centerstagechicago.com, Winter 2005

Artis’s Lounge
1249 E. 87th St.
Chicago, IL 60619
(773) 734-0491

All will jam

You want an authentic Chicago blues experience? Oh, OK. Well, how about cramming into a tiny South Side bar with a six-person band jamming two feet away from you, while they break out classics like Strokin’, “Members Only” and “While You Were Steppin Out, Someone Else is Steppin In”? Sound good? Artis’s Lounge on 87th Street has been in operation for nineteen years. Its walls are covered almost entirely in mirrors and windows, maybe to make it appear larger than it is, or maybe to showcase the blues bands that play, sans stage, in the front window. Most of the small venue is taken up by the circular bar in the middle, and customers cluster around it during performances. The bar offers the basics, so stick with beer and hard liquor: no wine snobs allowed. There’s a mighty fine jukebox with classic blues and soul albums, but most evenings live music is happening, and that’s the real reason to visit. On Thursdays, Artis’s showcases “Old-School House and Stepping Music,” Wednesday is karaoke night, and Sunday nights offer regular performances by Tre and the BlueKnights Blues Band.

Artis’s postcard advertising the BlueKnights reads, simply, “All will Jam,” and they’re not kidding. Tre Banks, (known for his ability to beautifully straddle the line between traditional blues and rock n’ roll), leads up the band and they are seasoned and tight. A word to the wise: if you’re not a native South-Sider, you’ll be in the minority here. There is a social contract while a guest at Artis’s: sit where the bartender directs you, tip well (hey, there’s usually no cover), and be attentive to the performers. Dignified behavior on your part will reap the rewards of a unique and musically exhilarating experience.

By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Centerstagechicago.com; Venue Review: Feed

Published on Centerstagechicago.com, August 2005
(Photo by Zinny Fandel)

Feed

This Humboldt Park joint identifies itself with a black and yellow sign depicting a silhouetted chicken at the slightly dilapidated intersection of Chicago and California. How appropriate. Stepping inside Feed is vaguely like crossing a country/city boundary, and the vintage pianos, lovingly framed photos of chickens, fresh sunflowers and baby-blue and red vinyl seats and walls all contribute to the simple, country decor. The specials are written on a chalkboard, and Gram Parsons and other country favorites dominate the sound system.

The cheerful and small interior seats about thirty, cared for by owners Donna Knezek and Liz Sharp. Knezek is formerly of the legendary Leo's Lunchroom, and at Feed she provides another option to those who need a quick, hearty meal and want to avoid chains or taco stands. One imagines that if Willie Nelson or Loretta Lynn was passing through Chicago, they'd stop here for a quick, between-shows meal. This is fast, stick-to-your-ribs food at its comforting best. Among the seven or so (exclusively carnivorous) entrees offered are the rotisserie chicken, chicken barbeque sandwich and beef burger, served cafeteria-style with Styrofoam atop a green plastic tray. The rotisserie chicken is the real story here: flavorful and tasty with a light skin.

The price on entrees ranges between $2.99 (for a quarter chicken with dark meat), and $9.99 (for a whole bird). The sides are plentiful, and at about a dollar apiece, you can fill up on mac-n-cheese, mashed potatoes, corn pudding, fried okra or collard greens. Desserts are baked fresh daily, and the homemade fruit pies are stellar with a light, flaky crust and fresh fruit. BYOB, and cash only.

Reviewed By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Time Out Chicago; Article; Pierogi Festival

Published in Time Out Chicago / Issue 22: July 28–Aug 4, 2005

Stuffed with fun
Fill up on pierogi at this surreal street fest

By: Gretchen Kalwinski

Northwest Indiana's prosperous industrial days may be gone, but there's still a reason to celebrate: really good pierogi. To bolster community pride, the small town of Whiting (so close to the Illinois/Indiana border that the neighboring town boasts the "Illiana Yacht Club") honors its Eastern European heritage each year with its three-day Pierogi Fest, where the tried and true Polish/Slovak dumplings are fried or steamed with butter, and chock-full of different fillings like meat, cheese, potato, mushroom, berries and apricot.

On the main strip you'll find newly erected "old-fashioned" lampposts just down the street from a grade school and church with a primitive wooden antiabortion sign on the lawn. Farther down the street, amidst dozens of pierogi stands, there will be costumed polka dancers, drunken bystanders, a magic show, carnival games, booths selling pierogi paraphernalia, a beer garden under the pavilion and a John Waters–esque show by the Mr. Pierogi Musicale Players (mostly preteen girls in tights with curled hair and stage makeup, directed and choreographed by the town's drama guru), performing "Whiting, Indiana" to the tune of "Gary, Indiana."

The dumplings come mainly from nearby delis and restaurants in Whiting and Hammond, as well as Hegewisch, Illinois. Those made by the Slovak ladies at St. John Catholic Church are also sold frozen if you need to stock up. The festival's motto is: "We're stuffed with fun." Come for the irony, stay for the food.—GK